Why Are Christians Afraid To Die?

Why are Christians always afraid of death?

Nobody prays against death like the apostles of life after death and candidates of sky palace with streets of gold. About to board a bus, they pray against accidents, on a flight, they pray against aircrash. Early in the morning, they pray against dying. In the church, they cast and bind untimely death. As a matter of fact to die early is an agony in the mind of the believers of life after death.

How can anyone dislike any circumstance that will unite them with their father? You don’t love your father or you don’t like where he stays or still you believe he doesn’t exist. These are the best possible answers ever.

I think sky-daddy will be feeling bad each time he hears his people pray to him to cancel any situation that will lead them to him.

It is not their fault. In the subconsciousness of the believer lies the picture of a boring, opera-styled environment with no Cable TV, Ipads, facebook, cars but horses, donkeys and most importantly, endless days of opera sing-songs to a white-beareded man on a throne for eternity. That is boring. Who will love such a place? No wonder they don’t want to die.

Perhaps they do not even believe it exists. Their pastors take it further by securing themselves with bulletproof cars and armed security men, in other to prevent any situation that can send them to the company of sandals-wearing men like Peter and Paul or goat skin wearing men like John the baptist and Elijah especially with beards that haven’t been shaved for centuries. Islam was smart to add virgins to make it lovely. Too bad that the Romans never thought of it.

Believing in life after death and then praying against death, is like going to school and refusing to graduate and doing everything possible to remain in school but at the same time telling everyone that the life of a graduate is better than that of a student.

By Imoh “Son of David”

The Dog Is a More Noble Animal Than Man

Whenever I see a man chain a dog, I do not know whether to laugh or frown. Men ought not to put chain around dogs. It is dogs that should put chain around men and take them on a long walk…. Dogs are more humane than humans.

It is funny how humans use the word “dog” as an insult on other humans. Unknown to them the dog is a more noble animal than man. Perhaps men are only trying to say that, to be good natured like a dog is an insult to their senses. Of course no man agrees to that. To be called a dog is an offensive offering of oration.

Never has it been seen that a Dog strapped on himself a suicide vest screaming “bark-bark akbhar” to blow other dogs in other to achieve 72 virgin bitches in “Dogvhean” and yet they say its among the najis (the filthiest thing possible in Islam)

Never has it been heard that a super-dog, prophet-dog or messiah-dog went to give salvation to other dogs and to reconcile them to their omni-dog.

Never has it been seen that a breed of dogs say German Sherperd became racial and exhibited bigotry against other breeds say the bull-dogs. And that the German Sherperds professes they are the superior breeds and other dogs are the inferior breeds.

Dogs do not accuse other dogs of being demon possessed or in witchcraft. In fact man, like the Nigerian breed of humans, accuse dogs of witchcraft and then still eat dogs for meat. Despite such ill-treatment the dog has never sought for a revolution against man. They still bow their head and keep to their role as man’s best friend. Your best friend and yet you put her in chains?

A dog is not an ingrate. Mark Twain put it better:

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Marilyn Monroe didn’t spare her thought either:

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. – Mark Twain

“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” – Charles M. Schulz

And yet they put these humane creatures of righteous character in chains and label them unclean najis…

By Imoh “Son of David”