Sometimes it is hard to ignore the hilarious beliefs of the believer. Even when you do not want to, but it just turns out that funny stuffs pop-up.
Trinity- the belief that 3 is 1 and 1 is 3 but however not 3 but 1. That God which is 1 is in 3 forms but the 3 forms are not actually 3 different things but 1. That is awesome, I must say.
The story goes that number 2 of the 3 in 1 which is Jesus, is God in the flesh, however not a flesh but yet, God.
Even the Christians are dividedly confused in how to place this ridicule. Some days, Jesus is referred to as God and the other Son of God. And so, God has a Son but not a wife, however a baby mama who birth his Son who is also called God. So a woman gave birth to God, thus God has a Mother, although it is God that created his Mother in other to give birth to him.
Awesome, I must say!
So, God who is also Jesus was nailed like a furniture by his tiny powerless creations. And this is the part of the story I love the most- while on the cross, Jesus cried out:
“At about three o’clock, Jesus called out with a loud voice, “Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?” which means “My God, my God, why have you abandoned me?”
Translation: “Myself Myself, why have you abandoned me (you, us, we, me and you)?”
And all these, we are told was a plan divinely scripted by the Jewish sky genie so as to enable him forgive man of the sins he alone is solely responsible of condemning man to. And so, he had to kill himself as a sacrifice to himself in other to enable him forgive his tiny little creatures.
This is so gospel truth. I buy it, very legit.
By Imoh “Son of David”